We left Malaysia and took a flight to Bali. Arriving at Bali’s airport at 18:40 we obtained our visas, cleared immigration, claimed our luggage and exited through customs. There were multiple SIM card dealers and we chose Telkomsel, based on a review I had read. Really, they were all about the same price.
With a working phone, we checked Whatsapp and located our pre-arranged driver. Walking the gauntlet of touts, all yelling “taxi, taxi, taxi” was amusing, only because we had a driver waiting for us. Bali’s airport is a bit of a zoo, so having someone standing by to pick you up can reduce the stress, especially after a long flight.
The never-ending drive to UBud
Once the luggage was loaded in the SUV, we were on our way for the 40 km drive to UBud. The driver said it would be about 1 ½ hours to UBud. Ummm….what? It’s only 40km? In reality, it took 1 Hr 45 minutes. An average of 22 km/hr. We really never went too much faster than 30 km/hr the entire way. Being tired and having sat on a plane for five hours, our behinds were feeling it. To complicate matters, our driver wasn’t sure of where he was going.
We eventually found the hotel. It was down a closed off street that was under construction. Great. Once all that was sorted out, we met the nicest reception worker ever. She checked us in, got us some water and helped us up to our room. Given the time, almost 10 PM, we asked for a restaurant recommendation as we were hungry.
A Warung (family style restaurant) was less than 100 meters from our hotel. Sugriwa Warung was open and the happily sat us and took our order. Everyone has told us that Balinese food is wonderful. We didn’t venture too far as we were tired, so we ordered satay’s. OMG they were soooooo good. We were so happy and full when we left that we managed to have a great first night sleep.
What to do in UBud
Our first full day in a new place, when time permits, is not to schedule anything but wander around on foot. Picking up the local vibe, where to get things, tours, restaurants, etc. We scouted out a number of places and then ended up doing a short walk through the rice terraces. The local rice terraces were amazing to see.
Our first adventure was a couples Bali massage. This was a one-hour experience and I do not think one-hour of time has ever gone by so fast. When my masseuse said it was over, I thought “nah, we’re only half way through”. Sure enough, we had been on the table for a full hour. We were both very relaxed, although we were also covered in massage oil.
It was a challenge to find a massage, not because they are hard to find, but because there are so many of them. Within 100 meters of our hotel there are at least eight places to get a massage. Price depends on the type of massage but also on the type of place. If you head to a full out spa, you’ll pay more, sometimes double or triple. We chose a “massage only spa” and could not have been happier with the results.
A day tour of UBud
The guide books and countless websites all tell you to tour certain temples and locations. The easiest way to do this is with a private driver for the day. Costs vary, however they are reasonable compared to western prices. Most places are pretty flexible with the itinerary and adjustments are easy to do. One place that is on almost every tour is the monkey forest where, according to some websites, approximately 700 hoodlums monkeys live. People are generally in two camps regarding monkeys. One group loves them, despite them being outright thieves, stealing phones, shoes (they can undo Velcro tabs), and of course snacks. The other camp, which you probably deduced I’m in, can’t stand them. Who wants a possibly rabid primate crawling over you, intending to steal anything they can?
For our tour, we swapped out the hoodlums monkey forest for a coffee plantation. All of the places we visited were touristy, in fact very touristy. The goal of those operating these places was not to appreciate nature and beauty, but rather to separate you from your money. There were some interesting sites and a bit of history, which we valued. Not wanting to be the only people who came to Bali and couldn’t prove it with Instagram-able pictures, we did take the obligatory “swing” pictures and other famous snaps.
UBud’s traffic gridlock – almost all day long
Traffic congestion is an issue in Bali, with narrow roads and every increasing tourists. We found having a driver for the day was a blessing. The reason you would want a private driver is to avoid having to haggle for a taxi at each site with the local taxi mafia. Ride sharing apps are frowned upon in some areas, including UBud, and taxi drivers will assault both drivers and passengers for using them. They have a stranglehold on the business and hence over inflated prices. This works for them and tourists can pay through the nose thank you very much.
Adventure excursions – taking a walk on the wild side!
One excursion we decided to try was ATV riding through the countryside. We drove out to the country and had a briefing on how to use the ATV. The briefing was, “here’s the accelerator, front brake and rear brake. Any questions?” Seriously, the guy could not have been less interested. We headed out with a guide and eight other ATV’s and had a blast. The one downer was going through the tunnel. It was dark, obviously, and I went to take my sunglasses off. They slipped, falling to the ground and I heard the distinct “crunching” of glass as the ATV went over them. Sigh.
From land to water…challenging the rapids.
We also went river rafting which we enjoyed so much, we did it a second time. The river rafting often combines with ATV’ing, however we decided to do one activity at a time. You needed to be in decent shape to do the rafting because you have to walk down 300 stairs to get to the river. You worked up a sweat before you got to the river where you received a short knowledge lecture and then you are off.
The river is not too rough, Class II rapids, but we were still tossed around a bit and were totally soaked. The boats only hold six people, so we all had to work together, under the direction of the guide. We met waves over the bow almost as soon as we started and continued to get wet regularly throughout the journey. Part way through we stopped at a waterfall and had the option to go under the rushing water. Being that the water was warm, the experience was amazing. At the end, you get to go up about 200 steps where you clean up and have an enjoyable lunch.
Heading to Sanur – an ocean town
As our eight days in UBud came to a close, we prepared to head to the south of Bali to the ocean town of Sanur.
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Cam and Meg